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Joke fanfic cover by theirishdeviant

[DISCLAIMER!] This first chapter contains some light adult language, so be discrete.



After getting done with the fishman village, you go back and meet shardy to give him the garbage island map, you meet shardy. "Got any sea maps to show me?" shardy asked, you hand him the garbage island map "Is that a map? Or chart...? Whatever it's called? It is! Whoa, it smells... Garbage Island, huh? Well, I can take you to this island. What do you say?" "Let's go" you say

-One Boat Ride Later-

"Alright, we're here!" Shardy said, you thank him and hop off the boat, after walking for a bit you find a guy wearing a paper bag on his head blocking the path "sorry, can't let you through until you stink" you remember that strange nugget you bought back in karate town, and you try rubbing it on yourself, you try talking to the man again, and he lets you through without saying a word, after walking for a while, you find yourself at this giant swan building, on the front of the building, there are these big red letters that spell out "Ollie's" , you enter the building to find a sweaty, heavy set man behind a counter, he is surprised to see you.

"Whaauea? A customer? I haven't had a customer in years... I bought this bar from some city slicker... What a terrible investment! I've been living off of trash and sea water for quite some time... I want to leave, but I always get lost in all the trash... And on top of that, I'm up to my eyeballs in porno mag debt! I suppose this is my lot in life..." You assume this man is 'Ollie' you feel bad for ollie and you offer to pay off his 'huge debt' for him. "huuuahuh? You'll pay all 2 MAGAZINES?!?!" He yells in surprise, you nod your head yes, "Oh thank you! Uh... hey, mind if i....come with you?" He requests, you shake your head 'Yes' "Oh Joy!" He says happily, he then joins you on your quest for absolutely nothing
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END OF CHAPTER 1
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Write Ridiculous Comments So I Can Draw Them
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An experimental mod I'll be working on
Taken Roles
Sans ( Ingame Alias: "Mr.Split") -theirishdeviant
Muffet - Kissasheep
Asriel - SUNNYRAINNY2015
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Should i  stream doom and post it on youtube?
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"there are gold ships, there are silver ships, but there are no ships like friendships"
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So I commented on a poll :iconpastel-asgore: recently made , and at the time I made that comment as a joke , but appearantly she doesn't know when to take a joke and took it seriously, but I do feel guilty about it and I want to apologize for posting that comment and :iconpastel-asgore: for thinking it was serious
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So I commented on a poll :iconpastel-asgore: recently made , and at the time I made that comment as a joke , but appearantly she doesn't know when to take a joke, but I do feel guilty about it and I want to apologize for posting that comment and :iconpastel-asgore: for thinking it was serious
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Real Name: James Morrison

Age: 15

Born in: Dublin, ireland

Raised in: Boston, massachusetts

Birth date: October 17 2001

Height: 6"

Only places he has ever visited: Nevada, florida , new jersey

Chances for a face reveal: Medium
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Real Name: James Morrison

Age: 15

Born in: Dublin, ireland

Raised in: Boston, massachusetts

Birth date: October 17 2001

Height: 6"

Only places he has ever visited: Nevada, florida , new jersey

Chances for a face reveal: Medium
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What is your favorite classic tv show?
My favorites are:
Family ties
All in the family
I dream of jeannie
Bewitched
The three stooges
And green acres
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this may be a stupid question but......

what does "Jfc" stand for?
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Sanity : broken

Lonliness : at a new all time low

care for living : limited

only thing keeping me going at this point : my watchers
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i'm through with valentines day! all it is is just a pointless holiday leaving people like me with no one to be with!
im always alone on valentines day, and im beginning to fear that i'll be single from here to the grave, oh yeah, the fear is fuckin' REAL! -sigh- but at this point i'll just about welcome that.
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Want me to review any games?

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Want me to review any games?

(Emulators currently vary only to gba , nes , and n64)
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